@TheDreamGhoul: The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this.
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@WetzelGeek: Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely.
@3sunzzz: M: If someone calls you the wrong name is it rude to correct them? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job, Kim. M: Well, I'm Ursula.
@VerbsRProudest: When someone accuses you of being defensive, you can't deny it without sounding defensive. Just hurl a flower pot. No one expects that.