@RealCarrotFacts: the average goat is 9 carrots tall if you measure goats in carrots
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@TheDailySchmuck: Accidentally pressed the soap dispenser instead of the toothpaste. Mouth feels clean but I don't think I'll be able to curse today. Shucks.
@robdelaney: Pretty cool that the letters "B.J." stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel.
@TheBoydP: Why do parents train babies to peek with the game peekaboo but then spend the remaining childhood telling them not to peek?