@RealCarrotFacts: the average goat is 9 carrots tall if you measure goats in carrots
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@weinerdog4life: Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time.
@weinerdog4life: Date Tip: If a date is going well, a series of loud hoots will scare off other suitors
@myles_morrison: I can tell everything I need to know about a person by how they cut their sandwich. Diagonal = normal Straight = serial killer No cut = dad