@iamspacegirl: if chickens exchanged goods and services for a fixed price it would be called chicken tenders have a great day
@SuperApple80: I see you changed the dollar menu to the $1.29 menu. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
@BrettDruck: Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death
@TheCatWhisprer: REPORTER: *asks question*
POLITICIAN: that's a great question and thank you for asking it *answers a different question*
@EndhooS: boss: have you been here all night?
me: [jumps awake at my desk] uh, yeah.
boss: trouble at home?
me: there's a seagull standing on my car
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