@UtilityLimb: the average person eats three spiders a year, but as you're about to find out, it takes an entire year for three spiders to eat a person
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@iamspacegirl: if chickens exchanged goods and services for a fixed price it would be called chicken tenders have a great day
@SuperApple80: I see you changed the dollar menu to the $1.29 menu. You’ll be hearing from my lawyer.
@BrettDruck: Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death
@TheCatWhisprer: REPORTER: *asks question* POLITICIAN: that's a great question and thank you for asking it *answers a different question*