@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.
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@PieChord: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
@Jermaine_Accram: My "15 minutes of fame" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect
@sarcasticmommy4: I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be.
@RidiculousSheri: I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.