@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.
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@RidiculousSheri: It's getting Hot In Herre, so take off all your clothes! Also, drink this water because I don't want you to get dehydrated. -Nervous Nelly
@ericsshadow: As a kid I thought a lot about growing up, getting a job and having kids, but not this job and certainly not these kids.
@JillBidenVeep: Not pictured: Joe waiting outside the door in his karate uniform ready to spring into action.