@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.
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@LeonEarlgrey: Hipsters probly don't eat carrots since they lose interest in things when there not underground anymore.
@ClickBaite: [CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son.
@sad_tree: *A demon tries to posses my soul while I sleep but can't because he's choking on all of the axe body spray I'm wearing*
@notacroc: TIM: how are you? ME: it's Monday TIM: yeah ME: the sun is up TIM: are u just listing facts? ME: lettuce is a member of the sunflower family