@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.
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@Kim_pulsive: I'd rather be hit in the face with a shit-filled sock than to ever attempt helping my parents install a DVD player over the phone again
@SamuelHLowe: I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, "So, what do we have here?"
@JasonLastname: [boss starts giggling uncontrollably during his presentation as I tickle a voodoo doll]
@jtrulez: Fear does not exist in this dojo. And neither does air conditioning or proper ventilation, so you will all be sparring in your underwear.