@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.
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@jessokfine: Amazing that the townspeople didn't like Belle what with her waking up every day and calling them a bunch of simple idiots
@FudgeRobot: Sometimes when I'm about to sneeze, I snort some glitter. Then when I finally sneeze, glitter fills the air and people think I'm a wizard.
@misfarber: *rearranges underwear drawer* Neighbor: the party's downstairs. Please get out of my room
@liv_thatsme: (overheard a bride getting her hair done at the salon tell the stylist): “I didn’t want any ugly or fat bridesmaids.” Me (of course, unable to keep my mouth shut): “Good call. It’s not polite to compete with the bride.”