@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.
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@Crunk_Jews: People who use a vacation day the day after Christmas to have relatives over clearly don't understand the meaning of the word vacation.
@Fickle_Filly: It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me.
@Shock_Monster: Canadians like to brag about getting all four seasons: Winter Almost Winter After Winter Not Winter
@WheelTod: I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said "I don't think this is going anywhere."