@UNTRESOR: The average time it takes for an elderly woman to get her ringing cellphone out of her purse is 11 days.
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@wesjohnson8: My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets.
@ValeeGrrl: 37yo husband just bought himself clothes from Hollister. Please keep my family in your thoughts during this difficult time.
@Blunder_Woman: Forgot to pack tights so I'm wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.
@kimmie_1980: Level of singleness: yelling, "pizza's here!" So the delivery man doesn't think all the pizza is just for me...