@UNTRESOR: The average time it takes for an elderly woman to get her ringing cellphone out of her purse is 11 days.
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@Bandersnaaatch: Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too.
@SoAnyway1: I remember the first time I saw my girlfriend, her hair was blowing in the wind, but she was too proud to run after it.
@meladoodle: The new options on Facebook look like the life cycle of every relationship I've ever had