@UNTRESOR: The average time it takes for an elderly woman to get her ringing cellphone out of her purse is 11 days.
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@3sunzzz: If you're giving me directions and you say, "Head north," I'm going to think you mean toward the sky.
@dubstep4dads: other 21 year olds: going on dates, bein cool, having fun me: trying to become friends w/ the birds outside my house by offering them bread
@bridger_w: I think playing Zelda gave me unrealistic expectations of how much of my neighbors' pottery I can smash