@ExcuseMyTweets: The Bank of America app randomly disappeared off my phone and now I'm wondering how much money I spent last night.
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@robdelaney: Reminder: Please just hit the "RT" button on my tweets if you're ugly. Don't want people associating your busted face with my art.
@Book_Krazy: WAITER: Room for dessert? [flashback to the room at home that hides all my desserts] ME: [nervous laugh] Haha I don't have one of those.
@Mom_Overboard: Baby Timberlake: ACHOO! *Both Timberlake parents reach for a tissue* Justin: OMG we are so... Jessica: DON'T say it. Justin: ...N*Sync