@Iwriteforcats: The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big BUT.
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@Midgetspar: If I had a fake leg it would be a see-thru plastic one full of jelly beans and I'd only charge kids a dime for a handful like the old days.
@OddMarc: If you don't walk sideways chanting 'crab people' when holding tongs, we can't be friends.
@yoopnative: I'm broke but not "vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it" broke. *more than twice.