@Iwriteforcats: The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big BUT.
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@iwearaonesie: me *sees wife's cheesecake* future me [sent here to warn me what would happen if I ate it] *knocks on the front door* me *already eating it*
@Demented_Jokes: My son cried when I gave him his breakfast this morning. I made him scrambled eggs, covered them in ketchup & told him it was Humpty Dumpty.
@NintenDom: Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they're trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle.
@StinkyGr33n: I'm just saying, instead of calling it a "mule", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey.