@Smug_Lemur: The best part about talking to a narcissist is how there isn't any pressure to add to the conversation.
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@sixfootcandy: Not to brag, but my antics at work resulted in several items being added to the employee manual.
@batkaren: [1st date] "I'm really into roll playing," I tell her with a wink, and make two pieces of complimentary bread pretend to kiss.
@5hael: *smashes car through your living room* Fancy meeting you here, have you been getting my text messages?