@Smug_Lemur: The best part about talking to a narcissist is how there isn't any pressure to add to the conversation.
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@marinhubka: "I'm not sure-" wife: honey he's a zookeeper if he says these are koalas I trust him-aww look at them! *the raccoons hiss from the dumpster*
@ericbove: From now on when skinny girls say they're fat I'm just gonna be like, "Yup" & walk away.
@Michael_Erhart: "Now?" "Not yet." "Now?" "Not quite." *Car approaches* "Now?" "Now." -Deer crossing the road