@Laser_Cat: The best thing about algebra in high school is that it's in high school and I'm not.
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@Madeline_Wilks: I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days.
@UNTRESOR: If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere.
@bananagrvyrd: People who talk to themselves are more intelligent then those who don't, or at least that's what I like to tell myself.
@LackOfShame: Mom: "Why are you always on your phone? What's so great about the internet?" Me: It doesn't constantly ask me questions
@BromanConsul: What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?
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