@Laser_Cat: The best thing about algebra in high school is that it's in high school and I'm not.
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@ObscureGent: What kind of educational background do you need to have to work at the gas station that directs teens to their deaths in a horror movie?
@daemonic3: "Hot, lo-cal singles in your area!" - Diet ads for Cannibals
@ThoughtOtter: Me at a wine tasting: *swirls glass* *sniffs* *sips slowly* *stares off into the distance* ...Ah, yes. This is in fact wine.
@truegritrumble: ANCHOR: Now over to Mike for the weather. ME: IT'S REALLY WEATHERY RIGHT NOW, CARL, WITH MORE WEATHER TO COME! THAT'S IT FOR THE WEATHER!
@GrumpyBahr: I don't think Nyquil knows what cherries taste like!
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