@Laser_Cat: The best thing about algebra in high school is that it's in high school and I'm not.
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@DurtMcHurtt: Her: Stop stalling and sign the divorce papers. Me: *does "the divorce papers" in sign language* THERE I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
@Phook75: It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name
@Reverend_Scott: I'm tired of the bad jokes, dad. Doubt you can hear me anyway. I'm pullin' the plug. "...hi pullin' the plug, I'm da-" *pulls the plug*