@TheBoydP: The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry...
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@JayTuvz: I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another.
@TheRolo: [At a San Francisco Dance Club] *Grinds cute girl in a mini-skirt* Hey baby, what's your name? "Robert"
@sugarboyfly: Listen guys, if a 5yo comes up to you and asks if it's true that zombies won't eat kids who eat their broccoli, BACK ME UP, DAMN IT.