@TheBoydP: The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry...
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@owlbacon: They should make realistic pregnancy test commercials. 2 best friends in a bathroom praying for a neg & celebrating w a shot & a happy dance
@_NTFG_: Asked a vegetarian if she'd heard this song, then remembered vegos are too weak to turn on radios and way too busy playing with their lutes.
@iRowlf: I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes.