@TheBoydP: The best thing about eating healthy food is all the incredible food you eat an hour later because you're so hungry...
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@poizngrl: The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room
@MattMcElaney: "...any reason why these 2 should not be married, speak now or..." They're engagement photo only got 21 likes on Facebook! *crowd GASPS*