@zbinski: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home.
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@donni: Choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life, because you'll never get that job.
@iGreenMonk: You can really scare someone when you yell "Peek-a-boo!". Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room.
@LindaInDisguise: The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.