@zbinski: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home.
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@nthall350: The zombie I shot earlier may have just been a kid with chapped lips. I don't take any chances.
@AaronCSU54: My therapist thinks meeting women on twitter for sex is a bad idea. His wife disagrees.
@PyrBliss: I'm a pretty law abiding citizen, but overweight and out of shape security guards really make me want to test their commitment to the job.