@rickkondell: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher.
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@meganamram: Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school
@WilliamRodgers: "I could stay awake just to hear you breathing...Watch you smile while you're sleeping..." Aerosmith = Romantic Me = Restraining Order
@seamussaid: I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains