@rickkondell: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher.
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@rockymomax: [on date] HER: I cant see u anymore ME (hiding under table): lol I know H: no I mean I cant see u anymore M (still under table): lol I know
@dumbbeezie: I deserve an Oscar for acting like I can see a baby when someone shows me an ultrasound pic
@dreamthievin: Every so often, I try to fornicate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means.