@rickkondell: The best thing about owning a Smart Car is when it gets dirty, you can just put it in the dishwasher.
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@hoedeehoe: 1st date: (don't let her know how self centered you are) Me: what's your favorite thing that I've said so far tonight?
@Spaziotwat: I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper
@5hael: All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream