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@SteevUmc: The best things in life are free.
Stealing is awesome.
@AristotlesNZ: FB friend's boy in a baseball uniform pic: "Our little pitcher"
Me: "He looks more like a catcher"
Nobody got it.
So I'm back here..
@Ygrene: [being murdered by cows]
more like (finger quotes) "moodered" amirite
[the other farm animals immediately join in, even some corn is mad]
@MikeDrucker: You can't run a country like a business. If you did, you'd have to pay profits to investors, meaning citizens. And that's socialism! Bye!
@PorkUrPine: my cat: *hacking up a hairball*
my german neighbor: holy shit that cat is talking
@causticbob: vegan witches, happy halloween!