@charmfoz: The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes.
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@Matt_The_1st: I may not be able to out run the zombies when they come, but this cheeseburger is going to make me taste great
@junejuly12: Guy jogging pushing stroller for two kids. But only one there. Don't think he knows he lost one.
@ibid78: I wish softcore horror was a genre. Like, "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU IT'S A KITTEN! OH THANK GOD IT'S JUST A FEATHER."