@charmfoz: The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes.
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@Carbosly: This guy at my work is giving his wife a gym membership for Christmas. His name was John.
@_sleepysmile: Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
@hangin_out: Blood is thicker than water. Maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it.