@charmfoz: The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes.
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@Ramitology: Thank God you've updated your status to "Finished lunch" after you first posted "Going to lunch" I really couldn't tolerate more suspense.
@QwertyJones3: I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in.