@charmfoz: The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes.
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@ibid78: Momma bird: welcome to the world! Baby bird: thx! M: for the next few months instead of food, I'ma just throw up in your mouth. B: wait what
@Schmoodles: There's a party in my pants, with an all you can eat buffet, and a VIP entrance in the rear.
@natedog2049: What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?
@lloydrang: "I really thought by now we'd all have robots," he wrote, typing on a small device containing the sum of the world's knowledge.