@Thedudish: The best way to dry off a wet baby is to leave him in a jar of rice overnight.
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@NakedWhiteAss: Hey guys, which cell phone provider drops the most calls? I need to get one for my mom.
@GrantTanaka: Look, if you need a heimlich, just ask me nicely, enough of this flapping your arms and making faces shit.