@Thedudish: The best way to dry off a wet baby is to leave him in a jar of rice overnight.
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@bingowings14: Been to the hospital to get a mole checked. Apparently they all look like that & I should've just left it in its hole in the garden.
@dixinormus10: I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.
@lakeanagirl: I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading!
@MazMEDEA: Really not sure what's all the fuss about the Queen's #Nazi salute, everyone knows 'Scissors Beat Paper'