@MikeOdenthal: The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w "Here's somethin for ya!" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere
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@woodmuffin: "For my next illusion" the magician announces: "Free will!" Everyone starts clapping but they don't know why
@AnitaHelmet: Sure, 50% of marriages end in divorce and yeah, that's sad. But 100% of married people will die, and isn't that a greater tragedy?
@CulturedRuffian: Sorry I asked if your grandparents were part of the Halloween display at your house.
@Storminika: My kid needs me to help him with a report on any famous black scientist. Can we do Dr. Dre?