@MikeOdenthal: The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w "Here's somethin for ya!" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere
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@bgirl314: 5: Mommy can we pee in the pool? M: NO! Neighbors kid: Why? M: Because pee mixed with chlorine produces sharks and they'll eat and kill you.
@GrantTanaka: the year is 2046: leggings & cargo shorts have become sentient, the world is very different but we're all pretty comfy
@junejuly12: Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related
@wickedimproper: ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's.