@ShaeAaron: The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry's in the oven. I'm going to bed.
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@UncleDuke1969: “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!” “Nope.” “A spider? An aardvark?” “Wrong. It’s a horse.” “Wow. You can’t draw for shit.”
@TheTweetOfGod: The problem of guns in schools would be eliminated if society finally had the courage to outlaw schools.
@badAzz_mom: If you ever want your kids to communicate with you, just make sure you're talking to someone else on the phone.