@ShaeAaron: The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry's in the oven. I'm going to bed.
@TheMichaelRock: My family leaves lights on that I didn't even know we had.
@hazelmotes1: "Why does everyone hate me?" I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.
@C00LpenNAME: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
Obituary: died of Malaria, Small Pox, Polio, & the flu
@CheetoBandito77: According to MyFitnessPal, I have been dead for 6 weeks.
@Overdue_Bills: Hell yes we can still be friends if you don't drink, I'm not that shallow. You have a driver's license, right??