@Fickle_Filly: The birds that suddenly appear every time I'm near are circling vultures.
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@ClichedOut: [watching video of an amazing feat] Age 20: i could do that Age 30: he's amazing Age 40: doesn't that guy work
@Marcmywords2: Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money.
@Book_Krazy: Calm down 'Fitbit' joggers. I can drink one 5-Hour Energy and reach my target heart rate without even getting off my couch