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@davedittell: the boss hands me a gun,
"you know what to do."
I nod.
outside, I frantically google:

boss gun why
how to kill
is killing ok
regift gun ok

the boss hands me a gun,
“you know what to do.”
I nod.
outside, I frantically google:

boss gun why
how to kill
is killing ok
regift gun ok

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