@gobmentcheese: The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are ready if you guys want one.
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@bush_piglet: Yay! my car has a parking sensor and I didn't know. When I reverse too far it makes a banging, crunching noise.
@turtledumplin: Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he's going to the clinic for a 'work related' injury.
@TheMichaelRock: Her: is he trained? Wife: of course! Me[from the couch] QUIT TRYING TO SELL ME ON CRAIGSLIST