@gobmentcheese: The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are ready if you guys want one.
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@headway10: Overheard in a restaurant. Grandma: "Oh, I could really go for a Quickie right about now!" Grandpa: "It's pronounced a Quiche, dear!"
@CornOnTheGoblin: Welcome to Premature Ejaculation Club A lot of you came early, I'm not surprised
@trumpetcake: I melted down all my various rewards cards into a universal "Rewards Dagger" that gets me a discount everywhere.