@Swishergirl24: The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014.
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@Dave_in_SoPo: Parenting is much harder nowadays. For example, you have to be able to push a kid on a swing and tweet at the same time.
@Tmoney68: I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward.
@michaelianblack: The only thing that would prevent my wife from going to Pilates class would be if they invented a more expensive form of exercise.
@gruffybeard: Damn girl, are you the Sunday crossword because I want to spend all day doing you...