@revengeofAA: The check engine light could be more specific...is it 'holy shit stop the car right now' or 'proceed with caution for the next 6000 miles'?
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@mattvbrady: im about to go on a date. im sure it will be perfectly normal and wont go viral or anything...
@trevso_electric: take me down to the paranoid city where the grass is hidden cameras and the girls are all talking about me.
@hipchkk: You know how moray eels can't let go when they bite, and both sets of jaws must be pried off even after they're dead? Don't touch my fries.
@rickolantern: I'll bet when two cannibals get trapped in an elevator going to lunch, around the fifth minute, things start getting a little weird.