@revengeofAA: The check engine light could be more specific...is it 'holy shit stop the car right now' or 'proceed with caution for the next 6000 miles'?
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@BradBroaddus: Wife must be planning to paint the house. I found plastic & tape under our bed. Not sure what the shovel & pistol are for.
@TheToddWilliams: [beach] ME: Sure is beautiful here HORSE: Yup ME: Lovely sunset too HORSE: Uh huh ME: So...You want a drink? HORSE: Nice try
@karentozzi: Welcome to middle age, here's your card. You'll now have a favorite local weatherman and your elbows will never be pointy again.