@AnOrangeSNES: The chef asked me how I liked my eggs and I accidentally said uneasy instead of over easy. Now I have some uncomfortable eggs staring at me.
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@KissabiX: *flicks cigarette* Listen, if the Matrix is made up of numbers & you need to understand those numbers to dodge bullets. I’m dead af.
@o__0Dev: I have a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm sexy!" Then I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself!
@thejessbess: Ride your bike to the bar, they said. You'll never forget how to ride a bike, they said.