@behindyourback: the children's version of "The Catcher In The Rye" is called "My Little Phony"
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@SadieSkyNinja: Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap.
@hipchkk: I keep an extra stash of tampons in my purse to launch at blowhards who punctuate the end of their sentence with the word, "Period!"
@Death_Buddy: *walks outside* Its real quiet.. Almost too quiet. *looks around* *lights BBQ* *1000 Dads emerge from nowhere giving generic BBQ advice*