@behindyourback: the children's version of "The Catcher In The Rye" is called "My Little Phony"
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@KyleMcDowell86: My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room.
@BlackCatBettie: You and I share a very special connection. *I'm parked outside your house using your Wi-fi.
@stephenjmolloy: [Date] Karen: "You okay?" Ian: "I'm undressing you in my mind" K: "Okay... you look confused!" I: "I've never seen a bra strap like this"