@behindyourback: the children's version of "The Catcher In The Rye" is called "My Little Phony"
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@rad_milk: i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead
@Dutch_50: Whenever I see a bruise on a banana my first thought is pity, but then I think it probably deserved it because I slipped on a peel once.
@kelkulus: Between IKEA and Burger King, I think it's safe to say we've all eaten entire horses by now.
@Dutch_50: I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass.