@valerie_tosi: The Chipotle I went to apologized for not having any lettuce today. I said "It's cute that you think I'm here for that."
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@SkylarTessier8: Insta before videos: hey look at my sushi ! Insta with videos: hey look at my sushi for 15 seconds !
@FeelingMervis: If Pitbull wasn't famous he'd easily be the creepiest guy in every club he visits.
@DaddyJew: Your son has been suspended "for what?" He hit a kid who was picking on another child "so what, yall ran out of ice cream to give him?"
@KissabiX: Robin: I refuse to be your side chick Batman: ...sidekick R: *hiding overnight bag* oh, I'll just go and get the bat-mobile ready then