@SirEviscerate: The Chopped contestants open their ingredients box, each finding the head of a loved one. Two scream, the third is thinking "bourbon glaze".
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@BritXMeh: My spouse reminds me of He-Man. He also sits around in his pants all day, needs a haircut and has a weird relationship with his sister.
@Amburglar_: Ugh don't you hate it when you accidentally leave the volume up on your phone & the next stall hears the *click* when you snapchat your turd
@kumailn: Doctor Who. He can travel to any planet during any period but mostly ends up in places that look like present day England.