@SirEviscerate: The Chopped contestants open their ingredients box, each finding the head of a loved one. Two scream, the third is thinking "bourbon glaze".
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@Kryzazy: Some people dream of doing great things with their lives, my dream is to have an alpaca named Al Pacacino.
@LMLMadness: Last night I did Crossfit for the first time and now I understand why those people always look so angry.
@TheAlexP: I'll put a comma, after a comma, even if it doesn't need a comma, to completely, drive you, insane.