@flashember: the CIA has been tracking me for years cuz they know i saw two sharks jump out of the water and hi-5 but i'd rather die than rat out a shark
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@mattZillaaaa: I like to flush the toilet a few times when I'm on the phone with someone who calls me so they know not to do that again
@thatdutchperson: Me: yeah, I'm not going to make it in today. Boss:of course, this snow is crazy. Me: Snow?
@Marcmywords2: It wouldn't kill this religion to throw a virgin in a volcano every now & then. Anyway, thats why they removed the suggestion box from Mass