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@sageboggs: The Commandments
1) def don't kill
2) no stealing, obvs
3) don't say my name? idk
4) luv ur neighbs!
5) but don't LOVE-love them, that's bad

The Commandments
1) def don’t kill
2) no stealing, obvs
3) don’t say my name? idk
4) luv ur neighbs!
5) but don’t LOVE-love them, that’s bad

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