@charstarlene: The corner of this table hurt me and made me cry, so now we're dating
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@KatrinaGibson13: Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone's cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons.
@ValeeGrrl: Me: *slowly unzips footed jammies* Him: Heyyy...you uh...wanna fool around? Me: What? No, I just lost an M&M in my onesie
@secondofhername: If you reply with "sky" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless.