@poizngrl: The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room
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@sofarrsogud: *Son storms in 'DAD! Teacher told me that hibernation is NOT a country of stoner bears and that you're to stop helping me with my homework'
@Tommytoughstuff: *pulls away from kissing* JUDGE: That was unexpected and kind of nice, but you're still guilty.