@Underchilde: The Dirty Dancing lift, except I’m throwing her off a cliff.
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@TSDD24: HER: Let's do some role playing ME: Okay, be ur sister HER: I was thinking a sexy profession.. ME: Oh okay. What's ur sister do for work?
@Cheeseboy22: Dolphin scientists say that dolphins are the smartest animal next to humans, but I think they're only saying that because they're dolphins.
@Mr_Kapowski: If you're ever lost in the woods, try to find a bear to kill. Their claws will provide four sweet breakfast pastries.
@SortaBad: Me: how old is your daughter? Person: she's 31 months Me: ok but like how old in minutes?