@Underchilde: The Dirty Dancing lift, except I’m throwing her off a cliff.
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@jergarl: Jocelyn from Facebook will unfriend you if you give her a Blockbuster gift card for her stupid baby shower. I know that now.
@KeetPotato: "we lost your dad during surgery im very sorry" ha, hes always wandering off "no he.." *holds up one finger while on phone* dad ring me back
@RobElliottComic: Say "Literally" and "Legit" a few more times in that sentence so I know it's literally legit