@IamEnidColeslaw: the divorce rate for socks is 100%
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@dance_blessed: "You'll never get the butt you want by sitting on the one you have." -Maya Angelou
@Moochava: Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go.
@Sarcasticsapien: Coworker: If you had to do it all over again, would you? Me: Yeah. Cw: You would? Why? Me: Because I know what the words "had to" means.