@IamEnidColeslaw: the divorce rate for socks is 100%
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Chyld: Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!
@novicefather: My neighbor and I are really close. We call each other things like bro, man, dude, boss... We don't know each other's name.
@cheeky__gal: I think the lady at the movies is "shushing" me, but I can't tell because I'm eating Doritos.
@chuuew: "Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?" "Go on then" "NOT THE KRYPTONITE!" "That's Superman" "Thanks, I've been practicing."