@Jandalize: The doctor said to spread my legs wider for the exam. Going to the optometrist is kind of fun.
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@o__0Dev: Whenever I have a panic attack I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I'm done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better.
@roadkill3x: I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil.