@PJTLynch: The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago
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@MollySneed: Every once in a while someone comes along, and if you are really still they'll eventually go away.
@jnrbtsn: Based on the condition of my hair in the morning, I'd say there's a 100% chance my hair has more fun than I do when I sleep.
@IziBoy121: I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate.