@moose_chocolate: The E. coli in the city water supply means I am just one glass away from my goal weight.
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@SwartyComedy: They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years.
@Camel_Crushin: Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible.
@marcia_bee: Note to self: "rubber" in the US does NOT mean "eraser". Bright side: my popularity in this office is at an all time high!
@RandomManik: Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love.