@hollyberryness: The early bird gets the worm but the early worm gets eaten, so... I choose sleep.
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@omgthatspunny: Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
@Swishergirl24: No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss.
@BillMc7: listen, officer - t h e o r e t i c a l l y - would I still get a carpool lane ticket if I have a body in the trunk
@click4amanda: My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it