@roxiqt: The earth is the largest rock that any of us will ever stand on. So I've never understood rock climbers. By standing on the earth, you have stood on the biggest rock. You are done. You have peaked. You don't have to keep climbing rocks. Unnecessary.
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@3sunzzz: [trust fall exercise at work] CW: *closes eyes, falls, hits floor* OUCH! WTF?! YOU DIDN'T CATCH ME! M: Sorry, I thought it was optional.
@fro_vo: me: if dracula bit jesus would he get drunk priest: i’m going to have to check with the vatican and get back to you
@timdonakowski: Nothing is worse than having jock itch. ESPECIALLY within 100 ft of a school or playground.