@juliussharpe: The ending of "Romeo and Juliet" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married.
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@SlabBaconBP: My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else.
@sucittaM: My wife thinks I'm stupid for using Twitter so much. But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument.
@rolldiggity: Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, "Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"
@kirahesser: Documentaries not only expand my world views, but also compel me to change my behavior for a solid 24-36 hours.