@ItsAndyRyan: The English language lacks a word to mean "To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them".
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@WheelTod: Somewhere a village is missing its idiot. I guess what I'm trying to say is, I can't remember where I live.
@omgthatspunny: Do you know why the Little Mermaid wears seashells? Because A and B shells were too small
@FeelingMervis: I've started an elimination diet, It's where I eliminate anyone from my life who talks about their diet.