@blopt: The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6.
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@thevickster_sa: Adulting so well today. Managed to make the bed while i was still in it. Now to figure out how to get out, without messing it up.
@Gentlemenhood: Did you know when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only 4 to extend your arm and punch them in the face.
@RandiLawson: Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion.