@blopt: The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6.
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@geowizzacist: *Takes our kid away so my wife can have a break* *Takes kid to pub* *Bumps into wife at pub*
@Josievorenkamp: When someone starts a Facebook post with "there are no words..." You better get prepared because you're about to read a lot of words.
@Donna_McCoy: Why have an affair when you can so easily ruin your marriage by remodeling the kitchen?