@blopt: The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6.
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@BadMikeyBad: The scariest sound is an unknown crash followed by my 9 year old yelling "It's OK! There's nothing wrong! You don't need to come up here"
@TheToddWilliams: Daddy, where do bananas come from? Well son, when a manana and a womanana really love each other...