@TheTweetOfGod: The entire history of the universe could be seen as a slow growth, expansion and coalescence of consciousness, were it not for Sarah Palin.
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@UNTRESOR: "His arms are spaghetti, his feet are spaghetti, on stage he's spaghetti, his Mom's spaghetti." - Eminem first draft
@Jandalize: Horrifically awaiting the day all the shampoo bottles in my shower decide to squeeze me back.
@StoferComic: My neighbor just planed an orange tree. I told him, "That's a strange color for a tree."