@DaveTheAlbino: The fact touche and douche don't rhyme bothers me.
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@DaddyJew: Sneaking up on me from behind while I'm doing dishes is a super fun way to get yourself stabbed with a steak knife
@ShoutingGoddess: My 4 yr old: I wish I was a nurse. Me: You can be one day, if you want. Him: *sadly shaking head* No. I'm going to be a Power Ranger.
@TheDjinnTrials: I will be with you always and forever, even during the rough times, until the day we die. -Herpes