@scottthetwat: The FBI agents that will eventually search your basement
won't be able to sleep for a very long time.
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@thatUPSdude: Turns out if your grandmother dies more than 6 times in a year, HR will start to question your request for time off.
@yaboybillnye: WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT
@Vodkantots: In hell, every day is Thanksgiving and you're never allowed to unbutton your pants.
@upsidedowntrash: [pronounces testosterone like macaroni]
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