@NoogsCorner: The first guy to ever throw water at girl in a white shirt probably broke the record for the number of high-fives received in one minute.
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@ericacanrant: If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies.
@the_mom_dot_com: I just got laid. But don't worry, I was totally thinking about you guys the whole time.
@ComedicBust: Before you say you "value my opinion," just know if a genie granted me 3 wishes, one of them would be to star in Sister Act 3.