@KimJongSean: The first rule of cliff hanger club is
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@GoldenSpirals: My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night. I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me.
@RamblingMachine: A truck with the slogan "We always go the extra mile" took the last parking spot so I wrote on it "because we missed the exit" as a revenge.
@funnyordie: Happy Columbus Day! Celebrate by going to the wrong house after work then claiming it as your own.