@KimJongSean: The first rule of cliff hanger club is
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@yungfedora: *hits bong* *abuses bong* *bong calls bong protection agency* *bong custody taken* *bong put in foster home* *bong misses old life*
@Rollinintheseat: My newly married friend begins most sentences with, "My husband said." My go to response is, "My dogs haven't said much today."
@daplusk: Parenting tip: see if your child has learnt to swear by turning the wifi off while they're gaming online
@girlontapas: The Internet lets the world instantly know my thought but...they can't make a microwave that I can put metal in. Someone isn't trying.