@NottaBigDeal: The first rule of fight club is to ask her, "Is that what you're wearing?"
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@OilCan314: I ate an entire box of delicious Triscuit crackers, and 8 hours later gave birth to a wicker chair.
@ChaseMit: "Can we stop for a second? I forgot everyone's names again." - me, if I was a character on Game of Thrones
@neiltyson: There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don't.