@NottaBigDeal: The first rule of fight club is to ask her, "Is that what you're wearing?"
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@SomthinBoutSara: Twas the night before Christmas, all through the house not a creature was stirring not even my vodka martini because it's shaken not stirred
@jordan_stratton: The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful.
@goulden_eye: Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide.