@NottaBigDeal: The first rule of fight club is to ask her, "Is that what you're wearing?"
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@fart: my dream job is to be the FBI guy who nicknames criminals. someone blew up a fish market? Tunabomber. easy.
@robdelaney: I #respectfully #trot when you let me cross the street in front of you. I salute the #power of the automobile.
@murrman5: *holding your xray up to the light and looking at it* when did you first notice your back hurting? "after the knife went in"