@topaz_kell: The first rule of Running Late Club is get stuck behind a Prius.
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@XplodingUnicorn: Priest: Dying people are drawn toward a bright light. Do you know what that proves? Me: Dying people are moths?
@zwina_summer: Nothing makes me scream louder during sex than when my husband calls to let me know he's on his way home from work.
@UncleDuke1969: I know I'm more literater than you because of my fancificacious vocabularianistic wordicisms.