@topaz_kell: The first rule of Running Late Club is get stuck behind a Prius.
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@DadandBuried: My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels.
@PinkCamoTO: I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it's Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes.
@TheToddWilliams: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale's heart. Let's make this happen.
@yaboybillnye: SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.