@IAmMikeFeeney: The first thing I'm going to do when I'm rich is buy an airline flight for everyone who works at the DMV and then delay the flight forever.
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@trevso_electric: Fact: If you eat a slice of pizza fast enough, your body won't understand how many calories are in it.
@LurkAtHomeMom: 7: [from bed] MOM! Me: YES? 7: *mumbling Me: WHAT? 7: *mumbling Me: HUH? 7: *mumbling Me: *pauses movie* 7: WHAT DOES LIGHTNING TASTE LIKE?
@philyuck: Dominos dropped the “pizza” from its name because they’re not legally allowed to call that pizza.
@lovemydogduck: I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??