@philEfanaddict: The first thing they teach you in AA is to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back.
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@loserlexii: ikea worker 1: ok i say we name it "stay in stool" haha like school haha cuz it's a stool ikea worker 2: nice try but we r naming it üdëkæb
@Dawn_M_: I wrote "except zombies" on my welcome mat so I know I'll be safe during a zombie apocalypse.
@LuvPug: I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'